Every year I have the same discussion with my parents about my tattoos. I see them once a year, I also get tattooed once a year, you see the pattern. Tattoos are so fantastic because they’re a product of pain synthesized into art, in my case, something intensely personal, so every time they tell me my tattoos are ugly, they’re telling me who I am is ugly.
Fuck ‘em, they’re still too chickenshit to get a divorce. Womp womp!